Thursday, September 15, 2011

Self-diagnosis in one very long sentence and one very short sentence

Inspired by a recent visit to the doctor in which this particular doctor, not our regular physician, googled Emmy's symptoms into his computer while voicing his opinion that "you don't need a medical license anymore, you just need google," I decided to be my own health care advocate by googling my own symptoms, the results being that I may have ovarian cancer, uterine cancer, IBS, aspartame poisoning, Chrone's disease, anxiety disorder, colon cancer, multiple sclerosis, or possibly hypochondria.

  Just call me Dr. Googlejudd.

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