Ansel usually wakes before I do and rarely wakes up before Corey. Before you label me as slothful, I need to qualify this by saying that I am almost always up by 7:15. It's just that I live with three earlier risers (thanks for still making me look good, Savanna).
Last Sunday, Corey was still in bed at 7:30 am (I can hear you gasping in horror!). Lucky for him, otherwise he would have missed out on this divine in-bed serving of.............pop tarts. I appreciated the thoughtfulness and thus couldn't admit to Ansel that my mind wants to, but my throat refuses (gag response) when I try to swallow these things which have obviously been manufactured by terrorists who would wish us to die a slow death....or at least put our brain cells in a sugar induced, comatose state. Don't get me wrong, I love my sugar. But pop tarts.......they are crossing the line.
Not to change the subject before I justify why I have pop tarts in my cupboard in the first place, but when I forced the pop tart down my throat, I had the sick realization that I need to teach this kid to cook if I am ever going to get a proper breakfast in bed.
We started with the basic, life sustaining items.....scrambled eggs and quesadillas. One hour later, he had opened his own restaurant, in which he used a smidgen of creative thought to name, "Restaurant," and began taking orders:
And then he said, "Mom, I think I need to learn to cook a few more things."
I have created a monster.
Other things that made me happy:
1. Savanna going barefoot in the snow.
2. PODCASTS! I now almost look forward to(ok, not looking forward to....but at least not dreading) those mundane things in life that used to bring me dread, such as cooking, cleaning, and driving...... all the things that SAHM are supposed to do. My life has Cha Cha Cha Changed now that I can do these mindless things whilst listening to thought-provoking, emotion-stirring, loud-laughter inducing PODCASTS.
3. This conversation that Ansel overheard and interrupted:
Me on the phone, "I wish that I could just be frank with them"
Ansel, "Mom, you want to be named, FRANK. That is so weird. Who would do that?"